saturday in the west village

Ladybird289: i saw natalie portman!
sprite2248: you what?!?!
sprite2248: where?!
Ladybird289: i got lost a little bit and i ended up on this teeny side street
Ladybird289: and on the corner of washington and charles, i was looking around and i heard a really familiar voice
Ladybird289: and it was her!
Ladybird289: she was with two friends, and they asked her what she wanted from the deli
sprite2248: that's so exciting
Ladybird289: then she went down the sidewalk like two paces ahead of me!
Ladybird289: it was really awkward, because she was going slowly, and i wanted to pass her
Ladybird289: but...it's like natalie portman
sprite2248: but you can't just pass natalie portman on the street
Ladybird289: can you just zoom around her?
Ladybird289: exactly!
Ladybird289: and i thought if i slowed down, she'd be weirded out
sprite2248: like, anyone else you can scoff at and glare at for walking slowly, but it's natalie portman!
Ladybird289: because we were the only two on the street
sprite2248: ahahaha awkward
sprite2248: she probably would have been like...sigh, another intimidated fan
Ladybird289: whatevs
Ladybird289: her pants were too big for her
sprite2248: hahaha
sprite2248: how funny would it have been if natalie portman's pants fell down
Ladybird289: hahaha
Ladybird289: i could have pantsed her!
Ladybird289: they were all baggy in the butt
Ladybird289: and she has a strange swaggering stride
Ladybird289: i easily could have pulled them down
Ladybird289: take THAT, queen amidala!!!!
Ladybird289: or even better
Ladybird289: GO BACK TO GARDEN STATE, BETCH.
sprite2248: hahaha
sprite2248: think you're on the wrong side of the river, sweetheart